Number five.
Neighbour. My neighbour used to think that she had a pet flying
unicorn. Neighbour. Number six. Umbrella. My neighbour
was very sad when she found out that her imaginary pet flying unicorn wasn't
real; so, I got a horse, stuck an umbrella to its head and gave it to her to
make her feel better. Umbrella. Number seven. Transport.
My neighbour's favourite mode of transport now is via umbrellacorn.
Transport.
Only just green, the new vine wide-eyedly sprouts, bursting freely – ready to soak up the
world – from its nursery-for-one.
A tangible shadow, sculpted by the wake of the tiny, guiding torch light that bore the nursery exit,
the vine trails that little flame that senses which way is forward, that sweetly burns and turns only through kindling so dead
that it is unborn, unseen, until subsumed, in the moment that a wave peaks, by that luminous speck before settling freshly aglow amongst
the rest of the now greener flesh map of countless past frontiers of revival – a comet’s tail – still glimmering with always scarcer
reflected rays from the astral bead up ahead that winds on, following its kindling path, its pace imperceptibly, gradually slowing as it unnoticeably
loses its breadth, as though the beats of its heart have been left behind one by one and – as mud never knows thirst – without ever knowing hunger,
but still contendedly depending on finding its fuel, which, to the left, is not yet but soon will be prime and must wait to become green,
while vapour departs the soil below and the lambent rondure slightly, steadily, softly recedes into itself until even the very death that was
there to the left has faded, its echoes long lost, leaving a blind and ready silence that now touches then joins then blazes then flows into the wake,
anointed, green, candescent, resting, soon to be companioned by that almost ripe, almost bare blot of cosmic decay to the right once it too sheds every last flake, not of life, but of death; once it returns to the pure blackness that sits at the bottom of every one of your outward breaths.
Perfectly in orbit and permeated with the grace
of its own gravity, it welcomes every wave and particle that comes its way without exception, orders
them all intricately, symphonically, and so reflects only the beauty and true greatness that the outside
already had.
Wide eyes jab my bright flag well into this manure mountain's
peak, for what ever grew from a silver platter? A burdensome load is invariably
a sack of diamonds. No redwood ever resented its soil.
The ground shakes a little, and foolishness and
wisdom look the same, but that is not because they wear identical masks; it is
because you wear the cloak of uncertainty – uncertainty of yourself. Marry your
soul and body, and see that it is not whether you choose foolishness or wisdom that is
the problem, but that you just need to take off that stupid cloak!
Twiggy
is your saviour. Your unearned, bony “beauty” is not loved elsewhere, not that you seem
to know what love even is. That’s right; gorge on the First World; let the
white male’s American English glisten as it dribbles down the sides of your
smiling, goofy chin, and smear it like the shitty mud (from the sties of the
sows whose pleading squeals of desperation you gladly drown out with Lana De Rivative) that it is over your A-cup breasts of censorship and your
librarian's clitoris of privacy, before taking pride in polishing your
parrot-coloured regurgitation so that it will look great in your ivory tower.
Revel in the filthy pleasure and egotistical obesity that you deny that your
meticulously ornamented depravity brings. Only keep and only output that which
feeds your bad faith, and snip out all threats. You pose as a delicate parasol,
but you’re just a voracious