Number five.
Neighbour. My neighbour used to think that she had a pet flying
unicorn. Neighbour. Number six. Umbrella. My neighbour
was very sad when she found out that her imaginary pet flying unicorn wasn't
real; so, I got a horse, stuck an umbrella to its head and gave it to her to
make her feel better. Umbrella. Number seven. Transport.
My neighbour's favourite mode of transport now is via umbrellacorn.
Transport.